![INNOCENT US TOURIST IN EU: pardonnez- moi, garcon... une agua, sil voo plait?
SINISTER EU WAITER: u are swine. u are gross pig-freak
INNOCENT EU TOURIST IN US: citizen-
waiter, though i find the practice barbaric, i shall tip 15%
SINISTER US WAITER: [assuming tactical stance]](/img/0082.webp)
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INNOCENT US TOURIST IN EU: pardonnez- moi, garcon... une agua, sil voo plait?
SINISTER EU WAITER: u are swine. u are gross pig-freak
INNOCENT EU TOURIST IN US: citizen-
waiter, though i find the practice barbaric, i shall tip 15%
SINISTER US WAITER: [assuming tactical stance]