Henpecked Hal @Henpecked

Hal
[reading The Night Before Christmas]
son: what's a kerchief?
daughter: what's a clatter?
son: what's a sash?
daughter: what are coursers?
son: what's soot?
daughter: what's a peddler?
son: what's a thistle?
me: *closing book* Santa is fake. It's
all fake. Goodnight.

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