Daggerlad @Daggerlad2
Me: what do you mean I can't pay with this
Cashier: Your dollar, sir. It's torn
asunder
Me: it's just a little rip!
Manager: What seems to be the issue?
Cashier: His dollar has been irrevocably riven
Me: it's a minor tear!
Manager: *inspecting dollar* It is
cloven in twain