every 2-3 months there's some scandal about a guy named like Daiquiri Dan who i've never heard of and i look him up and it's like "Daiquiri Dan is an American YouTube personality. He is worth $46.3m, $15m of which came from becoming the spokesman for the food 'almonds' in 2018"

Gregory Midnight-Possum @cat_beltane

every 2-3 months there's some
scandal about a guy named like Daiquiri Dan who i've never heard of and i look him up and it's like "Daiquiri Dan is an American
YouTube personality. He is worth $46.3m, $15m of which came from becoming the spokesman for the food 'almonds' in 2018"

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