Finding a lever in the back of my closet. Little do I know it will activate all the hammocks in the world, which are secretly just dormant slingshots. My finger reaches toward the handle. Somewhere, a man sips a margarita, unaware that he'll soon be above the gulls. A sunblot

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Finding a lever in the back of my closet. Little do I know it will activate all the hammocks in the world, which are secretly just dormant slingshots. My finger reaches toward the handle. Somewhere, a man sips a margarita, unaware that he'll soon be above the gulls. A sunblot

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