Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra
Last night:
Me: Got any homework?
Anna: Nah.
Me: Whatcha gonna do?
Anna: Have a map I'm working on.
Just found this on her desk.
(Ink drawing of wildly modified north and South America)
-New Hampshire and Vermont have been Combined into New Hampsmant
-N. Dakota and S. Dakota have been combined into West Dakota
-Minnesota renamed East Dakota -Virginia renamed East Virginia
-West Virginia renared Virginia
-Florida lengthenal, removing
ble coastline from.
several southern states, leading to a second civil war and Florida's eventual secession
Texas and I dale also lengthenal as decided by
unan.mous vote
-Four corners replaced w/ Oh. 2
-Capital moved to Ohio 2
-Chile becomes Long Chile, removing the entire West coast and causing Chilean-American War
-Chilean-American War is the catalyst of WWIIT
Wyoming deemed unnecessary and removed